Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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