I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So much rum. So many feels.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How naked do you want me to be?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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