nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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