grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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