Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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