16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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