would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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