my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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