I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
