if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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