taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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