i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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