im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
