I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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