I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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