we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Come see our sink grown plant.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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