so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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