We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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