living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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what are you doing with your life
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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