Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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