Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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