? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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