The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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