just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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