I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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