To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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