it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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