i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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