sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I need moral support for this bender
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i believe in u and ur pee
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