I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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