If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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