We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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