Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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