Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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