When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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