Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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