he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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