You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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