worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You are a genius and a whore.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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