He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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