Pappa wants mamma naked
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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