dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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