everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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