Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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