Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.