We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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