I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
tell me about the eggs
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
