when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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