It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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