Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Dear god my vagina.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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