the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
her facebook's as public as her vagina
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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