My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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