I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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