For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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