i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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