Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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